After my doctor's appointment this afternoon, my mother and I needed to go to the store for some medications. To my suprise, we didn't go to the close to home Alberson's, but to the new Raley's on (Juan Tabo?) near Lowe's. When asked why we were going there, she replies, "I went to Raley's all the time when I lived in Sacramento, plus this one is NEW!" My instict reaction was, "you lived in Sacremento?" and she said, "Yes, during college." I didn't know my mom went to college let alone in Sacramento.

Anyway, we approach the store and she cannot shut up about how amazing Raley's is. So we are about to enter the store when she sees some Avacados. She screams, "OOOOooo! Look! Avacados! Ten for Ten dollars! That's so cheap! Usually they sell them one per dollar!"

Ever have a moment when you lose faith in your mom and think she's the funniest and dumbest person in the world? Yep. That was it.

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hahaha. that was funny. i love it when things like that happen. haha. hoo. ::suddenly very stern::

I like the Harry Potter book, although i was hesitant to buy it. The hormones flailing in Hogwarts is disgusting. Let alone some children are reading this! I'm sorry, but when Ron impregnants Hermoine I think the book has gone too far.

Let alone, if my assumptions are true about who the Half-Blood Prince is, then Harry Potter is a goddamn fucking dickshit idiot. Doi, Half-blood. doi Voldemort, doi, writing in a book, doi harry potter is about as smart as a stoned dog wetting himself. But then again maybe I'm wrong and all you crazed fanatic who read fast think I'm the most moronic thing in the entire universe.

I wonder if there is anyone gay in Hogwarts. I know, I know, Evan shut up about finding homos when there are none. But i mean, come on. They're freaking wizards. That's pretty gay in and of itself. I always though Harry was a little questioning, but I guess not anymore. Then there's Neville. Hmmmm... no. Or Draco. I could see him "snogging" off of some guy. You know what! Voldemort is gay. He's just one huge repressed homosexual. Who is only evil because he's too far in the closet. And people like Reverand Phelps and George Bush make his dark magic even more dark and strange. It's too bad too. I mean, if he only came to terms with who he was, I'm sure he could pick up some young hussy at the local gay bar. Just needs to whip out his unicorn wand and make the magic juice start a-flowin'.

And for those of you that love harry potter, and think what I said is VASTLY offensive...please don't crucify me.

(P.S. If your not mad at me now and don't want to be, please don't read what i'm about to say: Does anyone else get the feeling that Harry and Dumbeldore are a little TOO close in this book? I'm just stating that for the record. I don't want what happened to Sodom to happen to Hogwarts.)

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